A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped me!”

The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”

The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”  (THE BEST)

这是爱玛第二周去幼儿园，小朋友已经很有进步了。为了防止爱玛心里有阴影，爸爸早早就给她说明，爸爸早上要先去上班了（6：30离家），赚了钱，才能给爱玛买包包和漂亮衣服。也不知道小家伙听懂了没有。不过妈妈反应，虽然爱玛早上没看到爸爸，有点小失望，总体的表现还是不错的。只是在妈妈离开的时候，小哭了一下。
幼儿园老师的纪录：
上午：玩了维尼熊，跳舞，沙子和书
下午：积木，唱歌，拼图
上午小点：哈密瓜，葡萄，饼干-都吃了
中午：意大利通心粉，午餐肉，绿豆-除了绿豆，都吃了
下午茶：香肠卷，黄瓜，西红柿-大部分都吃了 蛋糕-都吃了
睡觉：12：45-1：15 只有半个小时，所以昨天晚上8点多就早早让她上床了
尿布：10：00，11：30，2：30，4：25
老师评语：上午，爱玛很喜欢玩沙子。（周天和豆豆去儿童乐园的时候，她碰都不碰一下沙子，奇怪了！），爱玛今天还唱了“天上星星亮晶晶”